WATCH GROWN UPS 2 ONLINE FREE | DOWNLOAD FULL MOVIE would normally be the part of the review where we tell you exactly what the movie is about, who plays which character, what their motivations are, and what challenges they face over the course of the movie but doing that would actually take more time and effort than the writers of the movie seemed to expend on anything resembling relatable characters or humorous jokes in Grown Ups 2. Instead, let us tell you this; the movie opens with Adam Sandler and Salma Hayek in bed together, and they wake up to find a CGI deer in their bedroom, and it gets startled and pees on Sandler’s face. If you find that funny, you may enjoy Grown Ups 2. If you didn’t find that funny, congratulations, you are a fully functioning and reasonably balanced member of modern society.


WATCH GROWN UPS 2 ONLINE FREE | DOWNLOAD FULL MOVIE watching Grown Ups 2, a lot of questions will pop into your head over its purgatorial 101 minutes. Isn’t Chris Rock better than this? Haven’t we all agreed that David Spade isn’t funny? Are we still pretending that Kevin James is a thing? Wouldn’t the law turn a blind eye to someone bludgeoning Nick Swardson out of existence? Does Salma Hayek have to degrade herself to being a poor man’s version of Sofia Vergara in Modern Family? Wasn’t Maya Rudolf in SNL, and therefore recognise what is, or more pertinently in this case, is NOT funny? Is Maria Bello such a non-entity that literally any blonde actress could’ve played this role? Did even Rob Schneider see how bad this was that he wouldn’t return for the sequel?

WATCH GROWN UPS 2 ONLINE FREE | DOWNLOAD FULL MOVIE the even bigger questions... Why did the original make over $270 million in the box office? How did this movie cost $80 million to make, which is more than the likes of Now You See Me or Gangster Squad? How was it already made its budget back AND THEN SOME in the States? Do they actually find Adam Sandler funny? Or worse still, does Adam Sandler actually find Adam Sandler funny?

WATCH GROWN UPS 2 ONLINE FREE | DOWNLOAD FULL MOVIE , there are the wives, played by Hayek, Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph. (One of the few elements of realism that sneaks into the film is that Spade’s character is single.) The wives’ main function is to sigh resignedly as their husbands tear around like dangerous morons, perhaps with one hand coquettishly placed on a hip. But make no mistake, they too can be terrible people: in one scene they noisily leer at their yoga instructor, who bats off their attentions by telling them he is gay. “What a waste!” they screech, before turning on a female bodybuilder.

In WATCH GROWN UPS 2 ONLINE FREE | DOWNLOAD FULL MOVIE scenes, including the yoga sequence, Hayek’s already buoyant cleavage has been digitally enhanced to the point where her breasts look not unlike the water monster from The Abyss. The result is not what you might describe as sexy so much as nightmarish, and seldom if ever has the term ‘uncanny valley’ been so dismally apt.

WATCH GROWN UPS 2 ONLINE FREE | DOWNLOAD FULL MOVIE Goldman, the screenwriter and Hollywood seer, predicted all this more than a decade ago. In a 1999 article for Premiere magazine, he wrote: “At this time in world history, we all inhabit a planet in which the biggest star is... wait for it...yes, I’m serious...Adam Sandler.”

In those days, almost nobody thought of Sandler this way, but he had just starred in a run of unusually lucrative comedies, which culminated in The Waterboy and Big Daddy. Both of those films took more than £120 million internationally: that's blockbuster returns on comedy investments. Goldman had been in the business since the 1960s, and he knew the kind of numbers studios liked. He smelled the future, and it reeked of Sandler. And now – well, here we are.